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Post Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:46 pm   Post subject: Interesting facts about Murray Cook
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Murray Cook is the Red Wiggle.
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Murray Cook was once caught rubbing cheese slices on the Dorothy the Dinosaur suit. Nobody knows why.
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Murray Cook cannot look up.
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Murray Cook was in the running to be Bert Newton's son, but was narrowly beaten for the role by Matthew Newton.
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Murray Cook is blissfully unaware that he is the butt of some strange man-date injoke ??

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Murray Cook wrote the original screenplay for Schindler's List. It was rewritten when Thomas Keneally objected to it being a comedy.
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Murray Cook is so manly that he once had sex with an anvil and afterwards the anvil couldn't walk properly for a week.
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Murray Cook is a clone of Admiral James Cook.
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Murray Cook discovered a cure for the common cold, but accidentally destroyed his research lab during a particularly vigorous game of backgammon, and the cure was lost forever.
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Murray Cook has never won a game of backgammon.
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Stewba wrote:
Murray Cook is blissfully unaware that he is the butt of some strange man-date injoke ??

No in-joke, more in the vein of http://www.4q.cc/vin/
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Murray Cook was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he. Until the accident.
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Murray Cook invented the ampersand, the asterisk and the AT-AT walker.
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Murray Cook tried to change his name to Murray Cook Kooc Yarrum because he really likes palindromes.
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Murray Cook wanted to be the Black Wiggle, but his publicist told him that there was already a Black Wiggle doing another job.
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