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Post Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:19 am   Post subject: The "Schapelle Corby Jokes" thread.
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Post Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:19 am   Post subject: The "Schapelle Corby Jokes" thread.
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Schapelle Corby Jokes...
(but not for the next 20 years)


What do you get if you cross 4 kilos of pot and an Indonesian quarantine gate?
20 years and a $14,000 fine.

What song is Schapelle's boyfriend not going to be singing now?
Going to the Schappelle and we're gonna get married

Post your own tasteless jokes now!
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Did you make them up all by yourself?
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Post Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 10:23 am   Post subject:
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No.
I made one up, stole two.

I know they're not funny, but I had to get this thread started somehow.
They're amusing in their tastelessness.
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http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/schapellecorby5

This made me laugh. So many ignorant fuckers.
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The reality though is that Indonesia has no sense of humour when it comes to illegal Drugs.


Huh?
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This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute, blood in the broncho, the cuts on the hands, those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my god he did it!


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They need to take more drugs to get a sense of humour. ;)
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What do Schapelle Corby's psychologist and an international drug smuggler have in common?

They both handle baggage for QANTAS.
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Don't blame it on the boogieboard bag.
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Travis - Side (Corby remix)

The grass is always greener from the other side
Baggage handlers got some weed that he want's to hide
Now you're stuck in prison till the end of time
Just be glad you're not going to die.
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This (2.6MB mov) could be the worst thing I've ever done, although I mean no disrespect to Shapelle. I'm actually having a go at the media, and at Benny Hill's ability to keep one joke going for decades.


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deep square leg wrote:
This (2.6MB mov) could be the worst thing I've ever done, although I mean no disrespect to Shapelle. I'm actually having a go at the media, and at Benny Hill's ability to keep one joke going for decades.

It is just missing Mick Molloy running around with his dacks arounds his ankles and being wacked on the head with something.
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You got the idea for that off the 9/11 tribute pisstake, didn't you?
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Forum Joe wrote:
You got the idea for that off the 9/11 tribute pisstake, didn't you?

Yes, but it was Matt's Yakety Sax ringtone that inspired me.
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